One for the adults, don't have too many or you won't be able to see the port clearly, arrrgh!
Add all ingredients to smoothie maker, hit go and your halfway to being a Fair-Pirate (if such a thing can exist). If you are of legal age and want to become a fully fledged pirate you can add a shot of Fairtrade white rum!!!
Remember to lobby your suppliers and grocers for more fairly traded products, then hopefully we will be able to add a shot of fairtrade port in the not to distant future!
Drink up me hearties yo ho !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!